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Doctor to Aishwarya’s baby:
you know who is ur Grand father?
Baby: yes, Big B
Who’s ur Mother: Miss world Aishwarya.
Then who is ur father?
Baby: No IDEA sirji.

LALU : “I love u” iska matlab ka hota hai?
SONIA : Mai tumse pyar karti hu.
LALU : Lo kar lo baat…
“> Angreji me ek sawal kya puch liya,
Pagli fida ho gayi humpe.

Ek bar ek Sarabi Apni Eye donate karne gaya
Doctor ne Sarabi se pucha : Kuch kehana chahte ho
Sarabi : yes, Jisko bhi meri ye Eye lagaoo pls
usko bata dena ki ye 2 pag lagane ke baad hi khulti hain

Ek chote bacche ne apani pregnant
mummy se pucha : Isme kya hai?
Mummy : Issme pyara sa Baby hai.
Baccha : Itna pyara tha to khaya
kyu ussko?

Teacher: Tumhare Abbu Kya Kaam Karte Hain?
Bacha: UPS ke Maalik hain.
Teacher: Nice.
Acha ye UPS ka kya matlab hai?
Bacha: “Usman Pakora Shop”

 

एक REXONA नाम की लड़की थी
जिसके मम्मी पापा का नाम DAYNA और CINTHOL था .
एक MARGO नाम का लड़का था जो REXONA को प्यार
करता था और REXONA भी MARGO को अपना LIFEBOY
बनाना चाहती थी .
दोनों का प्यार PEARS की तरह बिलकुल साफ था .
दोनों की शादी FAIR & LOVELY गार्डन में हुई .
शादी में –
DETOL,
MEDIMIX,
LUX,NO.1 
FENA,Venus
NIRMA,
VIVEL,
DOVE Etc.
आते हैं .
शादी के कुछ साल बाद उनके जुड़वाँ बच्चे हुए जिनका नाम
होता है –
JOHNSON & JOHNSON.
हसो मत …
ये एक तरीका था आप को बताने का की बाजार में साबुन
की पूरी family है किसी एक member को पकड़ो और नहा लो

Sarabi (Doctor se) – Aap meri Sarab chudwa sakte ho kya ?
Doctor – Han kyu nahi…
Sarabi – To Police ne meri 20 Botel pakdi hai… Pls Chudwa do.

 Doctor – Kaise aana hua?
Patient – Doctor saab tabiyat theek nahi hain
Doctor – Sharab peete ho?
Patient – Peeta to hoon, par chhota peg hi banana. I’m not feeling well 

Usne Dekha Ki Invitation Se Zyada Log Aaye Hai..
Wo Stage Par Gaya Aur Bola..
Jo Jo Ladki Walon Ki Taraf Se Wo Idher Ek side Me Aa Jaye..
10-15 log Aa Gye Ek Taraf…
Phir usne Bola Ki Jo Ladke Walon Ki Taraf Se Hain Wo Bhi Udher Aa jaye.
10-15 Log Phir Aa Gye…
Ab usne Ek Danda Le Ke Un Sab ko (ladki wale plus ladke wale) ko bhagaya

Sher Ka Puttar
Ek Srdar apne Bete se bola oye ghabra
mat Tu sher ka puttar hai.
Beta: oye papaji, acha hua bata diya
techer bhi ye hi puchti he ki Tu kis janwar
ki aulad hai.?

Batao na.!!
Wife: Ji apko mujhme kya acha lagta hai
meri samajhdari ya meri beauty..
Husband: Mujhe to ye tumhari Majak karne
ki aadat bahut achi lagti hai..

Doctor Ki Likhai
Doctor Parche pe aisa kya likhta hai jo
kewal Medical Store waale hi samajh paate hai..
Wo likhte hai:—
“Maine to Loot Liya tu bhi Loot le…!

Sardar :- Yar iska matlab kya hota hai, “I
AM GOING”?
Friend :- Main jaa raha hun.
Sardar :- Saaley, aise kaise jayega, 20 aur
bhi aise ja chuke hain….answer bata ke jaa..
Nahi Aata

3 Din
Maalik Makaan : Mein tumko kiraya dene
ke liye aur 3 din ki mohlat deta hun.
Santa : Theek hai ji, mein Diwali Holi aur
Chrismas ke 3 din select karta hoon.

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