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Machhar ne app ko kata wo uska junon tha
app ne ush jagah khuja liya wo app ka sukon tha.
jaan bujhkar app ne nahi mara ush ko
konki ush main app ka khun tha

Kabhi hausla bhi azma lena chahiye,
Bure waqt me muskura lena chahiye,
Agar 7ve din bhi khujli na mite to
8ve din naha lena chahiye..!

Jab tum is duniya se jaoge,
Door kahin ek naya janam paoge,
Is bar galtee se jo hua so hua,
Mujhe yakeen hai agli bar lambi
poonch aur 4 taang ke saath aaoge..

Jise koyal samjhe, woh kauwa nikla.
Dosti ke naam par hauwa nikla.
Jo roka karte they humein sharab peene se,
aaj unki jeb se pauwa nikla.

Jab tum is duniya se jaoge,
Door kahin ek naya janam paoge,
Is bar galtee se jo hua so hua,
Mujhe yakeen hai agli bar lambi
poonch aur 4 taang ke saath aaoge..!

Twinkle Twinkle Jatt di car,
Khadke glassi in the bar,
Punjabi Bhangra te
Chicken Fry,Always TALLI
never CRY !
Doli wali car dekh-ke heer ne
cheekan maariyan ne.
Kehandi main ta rikshe ch jaun,
car ch ta pehlan hi 6 sawarian ne.

Teacher: Agar apna character sudharna hai to
sab auraton ko MAA kaha karo.
Student: Madam is se mera character to theek rahega,
par mere baap ka bigad jayega.

Dosti karo college wali se,
pyar karo office wali se,
batein karo pados wali se,
ankh ladao sali se,
love karo dilvali se,
AUR MAR KHAO GHARVALI SE.

Mom: Tujhe ladka pasand aaya ho to baat agey chalayen.
Girl: Ladka to theek hai but mota hai.
Mom: TV chahe 14″ ka ho ya 29″ ka
remote 6″ ka hi hota hai.

Maalik: Ramu, iss saal tum 4 bar apne dada
ke marne ki chutti le chuke ho.
Ramu: Maalik, iss bar meri dadi ki shaadi hai.

Teacher:Taj mahal kisne banaya?
Santa:ji, karigar ne.
teacher:mera matlab hai banvaya kisne tha?
Santa:ji, thekedar ne.

TajMahal ko dekh k bola Shah Jahan ka pota,
TajMahal ko dekh k bola Shah Jahan ka pota,
aaj hamara bhi bank balance hota,
agar budda Aashiq na hota.

Poem on “TAJMAHAL”by
3 diff. People.
BACHELOR-
Taqdir hai magar kismat nhi khulti,
Taj Mahal banana chahta hu,Magar Mumtaz nhi MILTI.
LOVER-
Taqdir hai mgar kismt nhi khulti, Mumtaz milgai hai,
Magar shadi nhi KARTI.
MARRIED-
Taqdir hai magar kismat nhi khulti,
Taj Mahal banana chahta hu,Magar Mumtaz nhi MARTI..

American :- ye Kutub Minar kitne din mein bana hai ?
Indian Guide:- 1 mahine mein
American :- yeh hamare mulak mein to 2 weeks mein ban jati hai….
Thoda aage jaane ke baad phir poocha:
Yeh Lal kila kitne din main bana hai?
Indian :- Sirf 2 weeks mein
American :- hamare Mulk mein to 3 days mein ban jati hai…
Taj Mahal ke paas se guzre toh american ne pucha :-
Yeh Taj Mahal kitne din mein bani hai ?
Indian :- Pata Nahi
Kal shaam ko to Nahin tha..

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