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Ha-ha Lot-Pot Laughter Romantic Shayari Sms

 

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Ha-ha Lot-Pot Laughter  Romantic Shayari Sms

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Sweet insult!!
Ek ladka gadhe ke samne gir gaya.
Ek khubsurat ladki ne dekha aur kaha
apne bade bhai ka pair chhu rahe ho kya?
Ladka : ji bhabhiji

Kya aap phone ki batery jaldi khatma hone
se paresan hain, to khush ho jaiye…..
Baba Ramdev aap ke liye lekar aane wale hai,
Patanjali Smartphone bass aankh maar maar ke charge karte rahiye.

CA ki patni ne puchha: Mahngai dar kya hoti hai?
CA: pahle tumhari kamar 28 thi aur vajan 45 kilo,
ab tumhari kamar hai 38 aur vajan hai 75 kilo.
ab tumhare pass sab kuchh pahle se jyada hai fir v value
kam hai.yahi mahngai dar hai.

Santa: Station jaane k kitne logay?
Rikshawala: 40
Santa: 10 lelo
Riksha: 10 main kon le k jaayeega?
Santa: tum piche bheto hum leke jaayega

Santa asks Banta: Tujay larki phasani aati hai?
Banta: Nahi..!
Santa: Nahi aati to seekh le..
Pehle ek kaagaz ka jahaaz bana..
Phir usay class mein ura..
Mam k puchne par.. larki ka naam lagade..
BAS PHAS GAI LARKI

Question No. 1 is compulsary

Mere sapne me aai ek sundar Pari
WAH WAH
Mere sapne me aai ek sundar pari
Aur boli

Question No. 1 is compulsary

Mohabbat karli tumse bahut sochne

Mohabbat karli tumse bahut sochne k baad,
Ab kisiko dekna nhi tumhe dekhne ke baad,
Dunia chod denge tmhe pane k baad,

Khuda maff kre itna jhoot bolne KE BAAD

Aaj Tum Pe Aansuo Ki Barsat Hogi

Aaj Tum Pe Aansuo Ki Barsat Hogi
Fir Wahi Kadakti Kali Raat Hogi
SMSNa Kar Ke Tune DIL Dukhaya Hai Mera
Ja Tere Badan Me KHUJALI Sari Raat Hogi

Kasam Se Har Ek Ladki Bhula

Kasam Se Har Ek Ladki Bhula Dunga,
Sab hi Ki Tasverain Jala DunGa,
Ek Tum hi Raho Ge Iss Dil Me !
Balance Dalwa Do Bhout Dua DunGa

Long hai manzil par hai kinara

Long hai manzil par hai kinara..
Fir why nahi aaya today sms tumhara?
Forget gaye number or naam humara?
Ya fir u found some1 humse bhi pyara!

CID special Hindi Funny Shayari-

DAAL ME JARUR KUCH KALA HAI

Kuch  dur 1  ganda nala hai ………..
Kuch  dur 1  ganda nala hai……….

ABHIJEET DAAL ME JARUR KUCH KALA HAI.

Tere Bacho Ki “BUAA” Ban Kr Reh Jyegi

Teri Hasrat Dua Ban Kr Reh Jayegi
Teri Kismat Juwa Banke Reh Jayegi
Jis Pe Tu Try Marta Hai

Wo 1 Din Tere Bacho Ki “BUAA” Ban Kr Reh Jyegi

Darr ke aage Jeet hai.

Pyar karne ki apni 1 reet hai…
Pyaar ka dusra naam hi to Preet hai.
Isliye Try maro har Ladki par…
.
Kyunki
.
Darr ke aage Jeet hai.

Aisi wani boliye

Aisi wani boliye ki
jamkar jhagda hoye
gaur farmaiye
aisi wani boliye ki jamkar jhagda hoye
par usse na boliye jo aapse tagda hoye

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