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Machhar aur makkhi ki ho gayi shadi,
pehli hi raat se ho gayi machhar ki barbadi,
kehta hai ki meri kismat hi khoti hai,
makkhi raat ko goodnight laga ke soti hai….

Ek Makkhi Ganje Ke Sir Par Baithi Thi,
Dusri Ne Kaha Wah.!
Kya Ghar Mila Hai Tujhe…
1st Makkhi: Nahi Re, Abhi
To Sirf Plot Kahrida Hai..!

1Machar ki shadi Makkhi se hui ,
Raat ko Machar bahar baitha tha To
dusre Machar ne poocha kya hua?
Machar bola “Yaar Teri bhabhi
ALL OUT laga ke so rahi hai”.

Teacher :santa btao M for kya hota hain
santa : sir Mother
Teacher thik hain ab btao W for Kya hota Hain
santa : kya souch rahe ho
santa : sir maa ulti kasie hogi
Jewellery Shop Mein Santa Ki,
Zabardast Pitaayi Ho Gai.
Santa Ne Sales-girl Se Kaha:
Aapki Ek Ek Item Gazab Ki Hai.
Sone Ka Kya Rate Lengi.

GF-Me kisi aur se shadi kr rhi hu
Bf-Na tere ane ki khushi
Na tere jane ka gumĀ Ja
Dusri pata lenge hum
Kyoki jisme he dum wo h BAJIRAO SINGHAM

Nasbandi team worker visits village again…..
VILLAGER – Arre kamino, palhe aaye they to line kaat gaye,
ab kya meter ukhar ke le jaoge..
Girlfriend chahe jitni bhi chalu ho,
Kabhi usse dosti mat todna,
Kyunki pani kitna bhi ganda ho jaye,
Aag bujhane k kam to aa hi jata hai.

1 ladki ne weighing machine mein
coin daal ke apna wajan dekha, 58kg
Sandal utari, 56kg
Jacket utari, 53kg
Fir duppata, 52kg
Aur fir coin khatam
Ek bhikari bola tu chalu
rakh sikke main dalunga!

1960 me Apni cast ki ldki se shadi karna
1980 Apni religion ki ladki se
1990 Pasand ki ladki se
2000 Ladki se hi karna

Kanjoos: Yeh kaila(banana) kaisay diya?
Shopkeeper: 1Rs.
Kanjoos: 60 Paisa ka deta hai?
S.K: 60 paise mein to sirf chilka milega.
Kanjoos:Ley 40 paisay, chilka rakh aur kela day de

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