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Naughty Funny SMS-Messages In Hindi

Naughty Funny SMS-Messages In Hindi

Naughty

Girl : tum meri mummy ko bohut pasand aaye ho
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Me : chal pagli
Kuch bhi ho
Main shadi tumse hi karunga
aunty se kehna wo mujhe bhool jayen

Bacha maa se : Maa ye pregnant kya hota hain
Mom ne gusse se dekha toh wo smjha
ki gusse ko pregnant kehte hain
2nd day bacha school se aate hue
ek ladki pr gir gaya
ladki ki maa chila kar boli
ye kya badtameezi hain
Bacha bola : gira teri beti ke upar
aur pregnant tu ho rahi hain

A naughty baccha tap se girte hue paani ko
dekhkar papa se bola“PAPA yeh pani kahan se aata hai??”
PAPA – “beta nadi se aata hai!”
Naughty Kid – “papa mujhe nadi dekhne le chalo”
Uske papa usse nadi dikhane le gaye, lekin bache
ne papa ko nadi mein gira diya!!
Phir bacha daud kar ghar gaya aur mummy se kahan –
“mummy jaldi se tap kholo papa aa rahe hai

A small child
papa aap kisi ladki ko pyar karte hain
father : haan tumhari maa se
child: bade chalaak hain ghar mein hi chakr chalaya hua hain
Mom : boyfriend jb kiss kare to bolo “DONT”
or jab galy lagae to bolna STOP
2nd day Beti
mom une dono ek sath kiya to me ne ek sath kaha
DON’T STOP

Meri Aur Aliya Bhaat ki
1 Aadat same hain what ???
Na main uay MSG Karti Hu
Na Woh Mujhe MSG Karti Hain

Train mi ek husband apni wife se
tujhe shadi karke pachta raha hu
dil karta hain tujhe kuttey ke aage dal du
samnay wala paenger bho bho bho bho

1 knjoos tha
bilkul kanjoos tha
khalish kanjoosh tha
aap mat ghabrao
aap ke amne to wo kuch bhi nahi tha

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