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Bacha maa se –
Mom ye pregnant kya hota hai
Mom ne gusse se dekha toh wo samja ki gusse ko pregnant kehte hai…!!
2nd day bachcha school se aate hue
ek ladki ke upar gir gaya…!!
Ladki ki maa Chilla kar boli :
Ye kya badtameezi hai???
Bacha bola:
Gira teri beti ke upar hoon Aur pregnant tu ho rahi hai

A naughty baccha tap se girte hue paani ko dekhkar papa se bola
“PAPA yeh pani kahan se aata hai??”
PAPA – “beta nadi se aata hai!”
Naughty Kid – “papa mujhe nadi dekhne le chalo”
Uske papa usse nadi dikhane le gaye, lekin bache
ne papa ko nadi mein gira diya!!
Phir bacha daud kar ghar gaya aur mummy se kahan
“mummy jaldi se tap kholo papa aa rahe hai

‘Boy
Me 20 yrs ka hon
Tum kitne ki ho?
Girl: Me b 20yrs ki hon
Boy: Phir chalen?
Girl: Kahan?
Boy: Twenty Twenty khalne. . .’

A small child:
Papa,Ap Ksi Larki Ko Pyar Krte Hain…?
Father: Haan,,,
Tumhari Maa Sy.
Child: Bare Chalaak Hain…
Ghar Main Hi Chakr Chalaya Hua Hy

MERI” or “SHARUKH KHAN” Ki
1 Aadat Same Hy What . .?????
Na Main Usay MSG Karta Hon,
Na Woh MuJhe MSG Karta Hay.

Dil chahta he ki tumhare ghar aau,
1 bar aau,
2 bar aau,
100 bar aau,
Hazar bar aau,
Lakho bar aau,
bar bar aau
Aur bel bajake bhag jau..

Guitar sikha tha jis ko patane ke liye..
Aaj offer aaya hai..
Usi ki shaadi me bajane ke liye

Ek bus mein ladko aur ladkiyo ki team bani
antakshari khelne ke liye.
Girls: Hum tumko harakar dikhayenge..
Boys: Hum haar gaye, chalo ab dikhao.

Gf : Meri mummy ko tum bahut
pasand aaye ho
Me :: Chal Pagli
Kuchh bhi ho
main shadi tumse hi karunga…
Aunty se kehna wo mujhe bhool jayen

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