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Sunny Leon Funny Jokes-SMS

Sunny Leon Funny Jokes-SMS : Very special double meaning jokes you tremendous Sunny Leon-Messages who your Friends, girlfriends can share with boyfriend.Sunny Leon Funny Jokes,Leon Jokes,Special Jokes,Hindi Jokes,Sunny Leon Latest jokes,Sunny leon Funny Jokes

Girlfriend : ye sunny leon koun hain
Banta : Ye sanny Deoyal ka female rup hain
iske bhi dhai-dhai kilo ke hain
Jinko dekhne ke baad aadami uthta nahi hain uska th jata hain

Sunny Leon comedy nights with couple me aai
to ek darshak ne kaha mein aapka bada FAN Hu
meine aapki saari filme dekhi hain
kya mei aapke sath aapki film ka ek step kar sakta hu
is par sidhu ne kaha
” Guru har pila phool aam nahi hota,har sita ka pati ram nahi hota
thodi jeb dilli karo aur uthao hotel ka karcha kyuki ye wo step hai
jo khule aam nahi hota

Dukhi maa baba se : baba ji mere 1000 rs vapas karo
aapne kaha tha sanny ka dosh hai isliye mera beta
nahi padta,meine sanivaar ke vrat rakhe tail chadaya
mere bete ne raat bhr computer pr padai ki phir bhi fail ho gya
baba : balike meine toh pehale hi kaha tha sab sunny ka dosh hain

Ek baar pappu anaaz mandi me gehu bechne
ke baad bohut dukhi ho kar ghar aaya
sab ne puch kya houa mein anaaj bech raha
tha to kuch logon ne meri izzat lut li par kaise
pappu meine toh sirf itna hi bola tha geyhu lelo
lekin un kamino ne samh liye gey hu le lo

Sharma ji ki party me dinner karte hue Verma ji ke pas
Mrs Sharma akar boli:Bhaisaab, apne to kuch liya hi nahi!
“Or 1 chicken ka leg-piece utha ke unki plate mein rakh diya.
Party khatam hone par Sharma ji ne Verma ji se puchha:
“Khana kaisa tha?”Verma Ji: Dishes to sabhi badiya
thi, par end mein bhabhi ji ne jo taang utha ke di, maza aa gaya

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