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Bhagwan Aapko Dher Sari Girlfriend De,
Jo ‘Mayawati’ Jaisi Sundar,
‘Jaylalita’ Jaisi Slim,
‘Mamta Banerjee’ Jaisi Shant Aur,
‘Pratibha Patil Jaisi Jawan Ho..

 

5 Lovable Word ‘I Am Alone Without U’
4 Pleasant Word ‘I Care 4 U’
3 Sweet Word ‘I Miss U’
2 Special Word ‘Dear Friend’
1 Important Word ‘LAPETTT….’

 

 

Suraj Se Achca Sitara Nahi Koi,
Hamare Jaisa Rishta Doosra Nahi Koi,
Chahe Saari Duniya Dhoondhlo,
Mujhsa PYAARA, Aapsa AWAARA Nahi Koi..

 

 

KBC Main Amitabh Ji Ne Mujse Pucha
Duniya Me Sabse Bada Gadha Kaun He?
Maa Kasam Maine 5 Crore Thukra Diye,
Par Tera Naam Nahi Bataya..

 

A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P
Q R S T U V W X Y Z
Isme 1 Gayab Hai..
Fir Padho
Sharam Nahi Aati
ABCD Me ‘1’ Kaha Aata Hai??
Naam Duba Diya School Ka..!!

 

Maine Pucha AKKAL Kya Hoti He?
Aasman Bola: Bahot Buland Hoti He,
Sagar Bola: Bahot Gehri Hoti He,
Aap Ne Jawab Diya: ‘AKKAL’ Ye Kya Hoti He..??

PYAAR Ka Matlab:

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Hbsignvm Nz
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Nahi
Samaj Aa Raha Na?
Forward Kar De
Patthar Dil
Tu Kya Jaane Pyaar Ke
Jazbaat Or ehasha Ko…

 
Chand Pe Kali Ghata Chhati To Hogi,
Sitaaron Ko Muskurahat Aati To Hogi,
Tum Kitna Bhi Chhupalo Duniya Se Par,
Akele Me Aine Me Dekh Ke Tumhein Apne
Chehre Pe Hansi To Aati Hi Hogi..

 

Phool Insaano Se Jyada Khubsurat Hote He,
Par Kuch Log Phoolon Se Bhi Jyada Khubsurat Hote He
Jaise Ki
“Aap”
‘Mujhe Hi Dekh Lo…’

Ha Ha Ha Ha Hahahahah
Hehehehehehe
Huhuhuhuhuhu
Hi Hi Hi Hi Hi Hi Hi
Ho Ho Ho Ho Ho Ho Ho…
Bura Mat Man na Yaar
Wo Bas Teri Shakal
Yaad Aa Gai To Hansi Chhut Gai

Jabse Tumko Dekha He,
Mera
Raat-Din,
Subha-Sham,
Khate-Pite,
Sote-Jagte,
Har Waqt Hans Hans Ke Bura Haal He

 

Ek Job Hai Tere Liye, Railway Me,
Salary: 30,000/-
Kam: Wo Rajdhani Express Ki Head Light Toot Gayi He,
To Tujhe Train Ke Aage Torch Leke Bhagna Hai Bas..

 

Zindagi Me Agar Tumhe Kuch Ban Na Ho,
Kuch Paana Ho,
To Hamesha Apne Dimag Ki Suno,
Agar Dimag Se B Koi Jawab Na Aye To,
Aankhein Band Kar Ke
Socho
Kya Mere Pas Dimag Hai!!!

Niche Dekho FRIENDSHIP Day Gift?
Ek Ghumake Thappad Padega To Pata Chalega..
Aj Friendship Day Hai??
Jab Dekho Tab Nikal Padte Ho Gift
Lene, Muft Me Aati He Kya??
Kanjoos, Lalchi…

 

Pyar na Rahe to Wafa Kaun Karega,
Dost na Rahe to Dosti Kaun Karega,
Khuda salamat rakhe Tumhe Varna,
Bandar ki Tarah Uchal-Kud Kaun Karega??

 

Kya Zamana Aa Gaya Hai Technology Ka,
Ek Waqt Tha Jab Log Msg
Kabutar Ke Dwara Bhejte The..
Ek Aaj Ka Waqt Hai, Hum Msg
Kabutaro Ko Bhej Rahe Hai..
Jaa..Hurr Hurr..

 

Meri Muskurahat Ko Itne Gaur
Se Na Dekh Mere Yaar..
Kyunki,
Tujhe Dekh Ke To Kisi Ki
Bhi Hansi Nikal Jati Hai..

 

A True Saying:
“You Can’t Be Good Friends
Forever Without Insulting
Each Other Constantly”

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