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Insult Funny SMS

Ye Resham ki julfe karti hai andhera
wah … wah…..wah
ye Resham ki julfe karti hai andhera
Ho ja tu takali kar de savera
Ab bol wahhh …….wahhh

Insult Funny SMS

‘Very Cute Insult :
Girl-TuM LaDKe SaB eK JaiSe Q HoTe Ho?
Very nice reply by boy.
”’TuM SaBKo Q Try KarTi Ho”’

Insult Funny SMS

‘Boy: I Love you,tum is duniya ki
sabse khubsurat ladki ho..
Girl: Par tumare piche toh mujhse
bhi zyada khubsurat ladki khadi hai..
Ladke ne mud kar dekha toh waha koi nahi tha..
Girl: Agar tum mujhse sachha pyaarkarte toh kabhi mud kar nahi dekhte..
“I HATE YOU”
Moral: Moral woral kuch nahi, bas ladki zara tez nikali..

Insult Funny SMS

Boy- tu kitne baje uth ti
hai
GF- apna koi time nahi Jab dil kare so jati hu
Aur jab dil kare uth jati hun.
Boy- naughty, tu bilkul mere kutte pe gayi
ha.’

Insult Funny SMS

Aapki ek Cheez Hame Bahut
Pasand Hai…
Aap Jab Bhi Koi
Kam Karte Ho To Dil Laga
Kar Karte Ho…
Kiyon Ki
Dimaag To Aapke Paas Hai Nahi

Insult Funny SMS

PYAR K SHEHAR ME BHUT BDI DHAK THI HUMARI …
Par na jane wo kaise ghat gyi
mai to tha tujhe ptane k chakkar me pta nhi teri behan kaise pat gyi
us rishty se tu meri SALI ho gyi
wo meri GHARWALI ho gyi
TUM DONO k chakkar me SOM ki jeb khali ho gyi

Insult Funny SMS

Boy: tote hue dil se pyar kro gi
Ya dil tootne tak pyar kro gi
Girl: KAMINE Toti hui chapal se pite ga
Ya chapal K totne tak pite ga

Insult Funny SMS

British: Why u Pakistanis r in different colors?
Look we r all white….
Pakistani: Horses r in different colors but donkeys are all the same.

Insult Funny SMS

Kabhi Tum Gaur Se Dekho Aaina;
Wah Wah!
Kabhi Tum Gor Se Dekho Aaina;
Khud Hi Hanskar Kahoge…
Made in China! Made in China!

Insult Funny SMS

1 Larka Larki Dhekhnay Gaya.
Larkay Ko Larki Pasand Ai,
Larkay Nay Larki Say PoOcha:
Tumahray Papa Ki hesiyat Car Denay Ki Ha?

Insult Funny SMS

Larki Nay Jawab Diya:
Meray Papa Ki Hesiyat Plane Denay Ki Ha Laykin,
Tumharay Baap Ki Hesiyat Airport Bananay Ki Ha?
Larka Shocked
Larki Rocked.

Uffffff Enni Besti, Kuri Lahore Di C

Insult Funny SMS

Tay Onnay Sprite Piti Hoi Si 😀
Tum Ae He Nahi .. Poora Din Intazar Kiya ..
Wah Wah .
Tum Ae He Nahi .. Poora Din Intazar Kiya
Phir Dosre Jamadar Ko Bula Kar Gatar Saaf Karwa Liya
Feel Tou Ki Hogi Aap Ne Thori C

Insult Funny SMS

Girl : Agar Paise Trees Par Ugte Hoty Tou Kia Hota ?
Boy : Tou
Tum Girls Bandro Se B Set Ho Jati .. 😀
Uff itni Bezati

 

 

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