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Double Meaning SMS

Height of batameezi:
Phone rings..
Tring… Tring…
Ladka: Hello chintu hai ?
Girl: Nahi hai.
Boy: Mujhe mauqa do, ho jayega

Double Meaning SMS

Teacher: In 3 mein fark batao!
CALL GIRL, GIRL FRIEND & BIWI ?
Sari Class chup ho gayi
itne mein Pappu bola:
Madam ji, prepaid, postpaid & unlimited.

Double Meaning SMS

Chicken aise pakao ke kaccha na ho
Wah wah
Chicken aise pakao k kaccha na ho..
Aur
Mohabbat aise nibhao ki baccha na ho!
WaWa WaWa WaWa.

Double Meaning SMS

Santa: Kaam wali shanti ko bulao!
Wife: Kyu?
Santa: Doctor ne kaha hai ki,
raat mein dawa khane ke baad shanti ke saath so jaana!

 Double Meaning SMS

Pooja karo,
pooja ko mat karo,
Aarti utaro,
par aarti ki mat utaro,
Mala chadhao,
par mala ke uppar mat chadho,
Ummeed hai aaj se kameena pan chhod doge.

 Double Meaning SMS

Ragging ke waqt ladko ne ek ladki se kaha,
Ek sawal ka jawab do. Patna kahan hai ?
Ladki- Bihar mein.
Boys- Yahi pat jao itni dur jaane ki kya jrurat hai

 

 

 

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