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Facebook ek mandir hain
Page ek murti
status padne wala bhakt
status dalne wala pujari
status pad ke jo comment na kare
wo mandir ke bahar baitha bhikhari

Agar manzil chahte ho to
hosla buland rakho
agar pyar chahte ho to itbaar sath rakho
agar hasana chahte ho to daant rakho

Mehangai ke is doar me
karna padta hain apne karche par kabu
ek chutki bhar sindur ki kimat
tu kya jaano re babu

Bewafa tum ho to
wafadaar hum bhi nahi
be sarm tum sarmdaar hum bhi nhi
pyar ke is mod pr aakar
kehti ho shaadi suda ho
toh kuvaare humbhi nahi

Wo toilet me baitha kisi se ek lota paani
bhi na maang saka yaaro kyuki usi ne kaha tha
mujh pr ehsaan karna ki mujh pr koi ehsaan na karna

Jamaane ke dar se teri tasvir
toilet me chupa rakhi hain
didar ho tera baar-baar
is liye julaab ki goli kha rakhi hai

Log pyar kisi aur se karte hain aur shaadi
kisi or se unki jinse shaadi hoti hain wo biwi
ban jati hain or jiss pyar hain wo facebook ka password

Ki Daali ne daali pr nazar dali
kisi ne us pr daali
humne jis r nazar daali
uske baap ne uski shaadi kahi or kr daali

Ye man bohut hi super hain
ye man bohut hi super hain
is liye iski chaadi pent ke upar hain

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